If I do not get off my duff and DO something today...something maybe along the lines of actually cleaning up both myself and my house...one or both of us are sure to rot in this quagmire of neglect that has been my 'vacation.' And vacation I have! I'm quite sure I have not been this utterly and shamefully WORTHLESS in my entire LIFE, with the exception of periods of grave illnesses.

There is enough pet hair on the furniture and floating in the air, and some scurrying about as dust bunnies across the floor, to clothe a naked buffalo. Can one develop lung disease from a week of breathing copious amounts of pet hair?

Perhaps this type of  'rest' was what I most needed -- I had become quite burned out with my overwhelming responsibilities as the superhero god, THOR. I have definitely NOT been THOR this week...more like Super SLUG. I NEEDED it...yes...that is what I shall tell myself. I will re-enter this desperate world once more as the mighty THOR -- selflessly dedicated to serving mere mortal men, women and children --bright and early on Monday morning, refreshed and invigorated...my immortality and selfless commitment to overextending my powers renewed.

BOOM BOOM.